Happy Birthday, you're not getting older you're just a little closer to death.
To the nation's best kept secret; Your true age.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!
Money's tight
Times are hard
Here's you friggin birthday card
Times are hard
Here's you friggin birthday card
Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.
We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it
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